If you're one of those people that, like me, read the first entries of now-famous blogs, I bet you'll be the only ones here. But that's only if A Typical Day in Club Penguin ever becomes famous, which I doubt. Most of my projects end up as total failures. Hopefully, however, people in the future will be reading this and thinking "Seriously, guys, you have no idea about the success of this site?"
So, hopefully this will be the lucky blog that works. Well, Bamboo wasn't too bad. This I'm hoping to be BIG, though.
Anyway, you probably don't want to be bored to death with my rambling, so I'll give you quick intros of who we are.
Blue: A telephonobic bibiophile who has large and probably stupid ideas of what Typical Day will end up like. Reporter and code-cracker (although my ciphering skills will most likely never be needed).
Misty: A really nice panda (wait, penguin) who only signed up for the graphic designing but I'm hoping for her to go on some interview hunts with me. Sorry, Misty!
Since this is not only an intro, but the first post, I decided to go and do some of what my job states - reporting.
As I logged into some strange server which I'd never heard of before, everything was super-laggy. Even when I pressed the = nothing much changed.
I looked around the plaza and noticed heaps of changes. Well, of course, the last time I logged on must've been in the 14th century or sometime about there. I noticed a new Puffle Hotel.... OOH!
Sorry. I have to interrupt this boring account. I saw a penguin who cannot be named (privacy stuff) who has just said, "Hello agents". Yes, I'm in the EPF HQ. I think she/he is an agency leader. Exciting!
A random dude is saying add me. Obviously not much has changed since the 1300s.
There's a dude sitting in a seat saying "I'm rich." Or maybe not with my great grammar. It was actually "am rich." But that's boring.
Now someone else has said, "Hello agents" and the first one has disappeared... after the second "Hello agents" person left. Weird! Is it like a codeword for "come to my igloo?". Or do you get a prize? A pin? Or are pins so last three century's ago?
I don't know. But one thing is for sure, I'm going to do the same thing. Even if it makes me look like a total twit.
Later: Nothing happened. Which I expected.
I was mumbling about how everyone was called Blue when a penguin called Blue sat in a chair and said, "Agents".
"For a special mission..."
"lol"
Ok. Maybe this isn't serious. Maybe I'm just a news freak and jump on every opportunity for gossip.
Oh, look, "I'm rich" dude is back. Or maybe it's not him. Everyone looks so similar these days. But back in my day, in the 14th century, everything was more unique on CP.
Ooh! Second Blue is saying "Look at this mess. Whoever did this will pay." She/he's looking at the great big elevator hole. Personally, I think it's great how the lovely background behind the elevator is showing. It looks futuristic retro. Which doesn't make sense. Well, the blue and white make it look futuristic but the pattern is retro.
Whoa! Some elite dude asked to be the friend of a young non-member penguin wearing nothing called Bluethepanda. That does not make sense! Maybe he just saw my awesome commentary about Blue being a popular name.
In fact, since Blue is so popular, I'm going to change my name. To Panda? Or The? Or....?
Okay. To the imaginary people reading this, please give me suggestions of what my new nickname can be. Actually, I know nobody will read this, so I'll ask Misty to decide for me.
But if there are people reading this, can you please give me membership so I can have one of those strange green rings around me? Everyone has them these days and I want to disrupt peoples viewing since they're disrupting mine.
Actually, it's a great interview opportunity to ask people what they think of the green circles. I'll talk to someone.
The perfect someone came! But when I told them their name was the name of a gorilla in my DS game, they walked away for some reason. Hey! It's not an insult or anything! That gorilla is one of my best friends!
Interview time:
PS: 'NP' stands for 'New Person'.
Me: What do people feel about the green circles?
NP Pink: I don't know
NP Weird person: Yes
Weird person: Yes
Pink: Yes what?
Me: Does anyone have views on the green circles?
Weird person: Goodbye. Yes.
Me: Does anyone have views on the green circles?
Weird person: Yes
-Pink leaves-
-I get snowball splattered by someone-
NP 2006: snowball fight
Weird person: Ok. Yes.
-Weird person gets snowballed-
Me: What are peoples views on the green circles?
2006: Don't know
-I get snowballed again-
2006: snow ball
My thoughts: Yes, congrats, that's a snowball.
NP Troy: ARE TERRIBLE
-Troy hides in a dark corner-
My thoughts: The green circles? Are terrible?
NP Stinks: so
2006: Goodbye
Me: What are peoples views on the green circles?
2006 - do not know
Stinks: hi
NP Princess: GUYS
NP Fire: am I'm new here
Princess: We need the sauce back
Fire: a a am im NEW HERE
Stinks: so
Me: What are peoples views? I'm a blog reporter.
NP Jade: lol what
Jade: oh
Me: Does anyone like or not like the green circles?
-Only Fire left-
NP Zodiac: You are a good friend!
NP Batman: Hi. Greetings. Greetings everyone
-I get another friend request-
Me: What are everyone's views? I'm a reporter
Batman: Want to play a game? Hide and Seek.
Troy: well my view on the green circles are
Batman: Ready or not here I come. I found you!
Me: What are your views on the green circles?
NP Dug: heyy guys
Fire: WHAT GREEN CIRCLE
Me: The ones membership agents have
-Fire leaves. Troy never replies-
Me: Oh well. Bye then
-I leave-
That interview was a total failure. Either I'm terrible at interviewing or everyone else is terrible at answering questions.
I'm tired. This is enough for one day. Bye, and remember to give me suggestions for a nickname.
-Blue... or my new nickname
