Can you believe it? There's nothing new on Club Penguin!
Still, this is a daily blog. I owe it to you invisible penguins to write something interesting every day. And so, I have taken a deep breath and ignored my fears and... I'm logging on to a busy server!So. If CP is going to be like that, I'll have to have a fictional Adventures of a Telephonophobic Hermit Called Blue.
Yeah. CP is going to be like that.
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In a freezing cold igloo on Club Penguin island, there sat a penguin.
Of course.
This penguin was a telephonophobic hermit called Blue. She loved staying away from people and setting telephones on fire in her backyard, which often caught the attention of her neighbours.
But, of course, she tried to avoid having neighbours at all. Which meant that Blue most often went on the quietest servers there were.
This morning, Blue was feeding her puffle Azurite some extremely healthy cake and pizza when a phone rang.
She froze. Her heart beat sped up. Her mind raced. She tried to suppress the instinct to jump in her non-existent wardrobe to get away from the threat.
If only that invisible force called Disney would let her buy a wardrobe.
Thankfully, after about ten spine-tinglingly scary rings, the phone switched off.
"Well!" Blue said at last, coming out from behind her sofa. "It looks like there'll be another bonfire in the garden today, Azurite!"
Her puffle silently groaned and went back to eating the cake and pizza.
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There! How was that? I've just advertised for unhealthy eating, burning phones in backyards and also for Disney to give telephonophobic non-members the chance to buy a get-away wardrobe!
Great, better and brilliant.
-Blue
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